I am dedicating this blog to documenting (as accurately as I can) my life. The daily ridiculousness that I call living has become so beyond words ludicrous these days that I thought I ought to document it. I like to think the daily occurrences in my life are a cross between the girl who gets a bad haircut the day before an important photo and Will Ferrell in Elf. On this particular day I thought I’d stop acting like a Bridget Jones case and organise my life a bit. There will be no more eating left over pizza, not showering because I’m not planning on meeting anyone and maybe I’d give that whole exercise and fresh air thing a go. I may even re-acquaint myself with common social norms.